Wise words spoken by a wise man.  Mr. T is known as a man of ideas, a man of action and a man of gold.  Here, we seek to explore the mysteries of T, as well as many other topics that, while not so mysterious, are at least disturbingly odd. 

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But first, some culture:

Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

                -- Ogden Nash

This is my dog. His hobbies include sleeping, swimming, basketball and golf.  I'm not kidding.  He's probably smarter than 3/5 of the world's human population.  He gets it from me, and he's just my dog.  That makes me what's known in common parlance as "a fucking genius."  That, or an insufferable ass.  I hear a lot of both.


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