Knowing that any sane man would not have gone back to selling malt liquor to kids after receiving the world-class ass whupping he laid on Gary Coleman, Mr. T spends some time pursuing one of his favorite hobbies.

Mr. T (like most of us, I suspect) is somewhat mystified by Boy George


But, due to the widespread influence of Gary's criminal empire, it wasn't long before Mr. T, who was riding donkeys at a petting zoo at the time, discovered Gary's insane tenacity...

Find out how T feels about Gary Coleman


T heads down to the youth center to find out exactly what Gary's up to this time...

Mr. T's on the Jazz?  What could this plan be?


Mr. T sets his new plan in motion, and contacts Face to score him a disguise.

I was kind of hoping Face wouldn't shut up, but I guess he's not as dumb as he looks.  T still thinks he talks too much.


What could T's plan be?  Will it come together? 

Find out as T goes under deep cover