T cleverly disguises himself and infiltrates a party Gary is throwing for the neighborhood kids to uncover his fiendish plan...

Yes, it's sanTa.

Yo, peep out Arnold's muhfuckin' moon boots.  Those things were great.

It greatly hurts T's pride pretend to be Gary's underling.

Could the diabolical Gary Coleman really do it?  Could he really be the biggest man on earth one day?  Mr.T doesn't think so!  Hear Mr. T's idea of the ideal man.

Suddenly, in a blind rage, T attacks the diminutive crime lord!

Are you wondering why Mr. T is always in color and Gary is always in black and white?  Here's why:  Get bent.

But Gary's words of pleading make sense to our hero.  What kind of message does senseless violence send to the kids at the youth center?  T rapidly concocts another plan.  Instead of throwing him to the moon, T decides to bring Gary to justice!