Vince Neil plans to win kids over to the dark side through crappy music, T plans to stop him. What will happen when these two titans collide?


T, the brilliant tactician, sets his foolproof plan into motion...

Some say T is playing with big dolls, T says he's getting ready.


With his decoy in place, Mr. T easily slips into the concert and is able to witness Vince Neil's evil first hand.

*Actual lyrics. We're not kidding.


T expresses his feelings on jibba jabba.


But slowly, the siren's song of glam rock gets to Mr. T, still weakened from his bout with Colt .45.

*Again, actual lyrics


But Mr. T, suddenly by the beach, remembers the kids...


What will a revitalized T do to Vince? Is Vince helluva tough enough to withstand the assault of T? Find out in the stunning conclusion to

Mr. T vs. Vince Neil: Doctor T-good