T finally faces off with Vince, but will the drug-crazed rocker stun the mighty T?

Of course not.

With one mighty toss, Mr. T sends Vince Neil back to the eighties, where he belongs.

Click here to hear T encourage Vince to stop singing

Click here to listen to T dropping science on the kids

But T still has one piece of unfinished business...

Hear T impress the severity of this situation upon the milkman.

Mr. T has triumphed again, and made the world safe for wholesomeness everywhere. But for how long?

Check out some of T's other harrowing adventures at:

• The Mr. T Action Center

• Talk to Me and Talk Sense: Links to move around this nonsense.

• How much do you pay for malt liquor? Find out where you stand at Colt 45 is Bad, it's Nationwide.

• If you haven't checked out The Colt 45 Experience you owe it to yourself to look at it. Don't be a damn fool, do it now!

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