The guest book had to be shut down. Why, you ask? Spammers. Fucking parasites. You can no longer post here, and I'm not technically savvy enough to insert anti-spamming measures. If you want to write the html for me, knock yourself out.
This guest book has kind of taken on a life of its own. Basically, this board is here for people that actually enjoy the contents of these pages. If you want to tell me that Vince Neil is great and/or Mr. T sucks, don't. Recognize tongue in cheek and move along. If you want to tell me Colt 45 sucks and/or these pages are full of immature or insulting humor, don't. I don't particularly care. If I wanted to hear people bitch, I'd have a complaints desk.
Pay attention to this! Too many retards are posting the same thing five times and I have to go back and delete them: After you submit your comments, you will need to reload this page with your browser in order to see your additions to the log, i.e. hit refresh.
As for why the beginning and ending sections of this page appear twice, I have no idea. Things got screwy when migrating to another host. Adapt, overcome, it'll be alright.
The guest book had to be shut down. Why, you ask? Spammers. Fucking parasites. You can no longer post here, and I'm not technically savvy enough to insert anti-spamming measures. If you want to write the html for me, knock yourself out.
This guest book has kind of taken on a life of its own. Basically, this board is here for people that actually enjoy the contents of these pages. If you want to tell me that Vince Neil is great and/or Mr. T sucks, don't. Recognize tongue in cheek and move along. If you want to tell me Colt 45 sucks and/or these pages are full of immature or insulting humor, don't. I don't particularly care. If I wanted to hear people bitch, I'd have a complaints desk.
Pay attention to this! Too many retards are posting the same thing five times and I have to go back and delete them: After you submit your comments, you will need to reload this page with your browser in order to see your additions to the log, i.e. hit refresh.
As for why the beginning and ending sections of this page appear twice, I have no idea. Things got screwy when migrating to another host. Adapt, overcome, it'll be alright.
i drink colt 45 sometimes.. its $4.95 here.. i hate the taste and smell of it..but it gets me drunk and its not expensive so its good
this is the godDAMN funniest website i have ever seen...i look forward to seeing the commercial on storyboard make the move to TV!!!
Best drink ever.
Ahm thinkin' you ran out of space on yer server, what the hell happened to the rest of them comments boy? Damn, now I gotta git thru the day w/o benefit of some other poor sap's sophomoric rantings to make me feel good about not being them. Anyway, Merry Xmas, everybody, and here's hoping Santa has the good taste to leave a fohty (or two)in y'all's stockings.
There was a horrible, horrible tragedy. It seems that all of the previous comments and my witty responses got deleted. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
But we're rebuilding...like a Phoenix, rising out of Arizona! (Yes, I know. It's a Seinfeld reference. Don't email me telling me about the Phoenix).
DUDE...I'm 20 years old...and I'm a woman...and I LOVE drinking COLT 45!!!! I have made it my group Mascot...I want to develop a plan of action with you that would allow us to create and be known for bringing the COLT sensation ALIVE to the mainstream peeps....where I live the price comes to $4..and when guys see me drink it they are VERY impressed cause they can hardly handle it...but then again guys can't handle me anyway let alone what I drink!
GOD DAAAAAMN THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT TILL THEY BE SIPPIN'COLT!
hit me back bro...
music_riff@yahoo.CA
that Mr T and Gary Coleman thing was prettty cool. good to see that someone finally put the little bastard tp justice
DAMN... what am i missin'? it dont even get sold over here.
Reduk'shun03 England.
dude:
I know these drug addicts that drink colt 45 all day and night. And when the have the proper buzz they call each other faggots and make insinuations about that kind of crap all night. I guess when you quit heroin and hand out in a dirty disheaveled apartment wired and stoned...colt 45 is the right choice. Ahmed... a hindu junkie scumbag that that fucks imported middle eastern hoes that give birth to have citizenship is resposible for dat. colt 45 is good subtitution for heroin if you have enuff kokain and weed I gesss...and ekstacy too!!! fuk da world dont ax me 4 chit. thank allah for colt 45
Hey, do you know where I can get a dl of the colt45 ad with billy d williams talking about how classy it was? If you do, can you email me at: Rebeccaharlot@hotmail.com
Dear Politicians and Media
We are writing to complain about favoritism at the L.C.B.O. and its’ cost to taxpayers. We would like to share the example below.
During the nineties an L.C.B.O. employee was applying for openings on the point of sale
help desk at the L.C.B.O. He applied many times over a number of years for the position
of help desk Analyst. He was academically qualified and worked hard and was a good
L.C.B.O. employee. He was always turned down, and never given any reason why he
was not selected for the positions he applied. This former employee was Richard Saliwonczyk.
What happened? An L.C.B.O. employee Mr. David Moody who got a position in
the information technology department through his friend Mr. Mark D Lamantia who was a manager. Mr. David Moody was not qualified for his position, he was a high school
graduate with no information technology work experience as is his friend Mr. Mark D
Lamantia. These two individuals each get paid close to a six digit yearly salary. Mr. David moody hated Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk for some unknown reason. He told his friend Mr. Mark D Lamantia, not to hire Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk on the help desk.
Mr. David Moody and Mr. Mark D Lamantia have treated other L.C.B.O. employees in the same manner, while their friends receive preferential treatment.
Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk never became a help desk analyst even though he was qualified. He filed some complaints about these issues, nothing was ever corrected.
Due to these circumstances Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk was forced to leave the L.C.B.O.
During his tenure at the L.C.B.O. Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk legitimately injured his knee
and back. This injury resulted in over a quarter of a million dollar award that is paid
by W.S.I.B. to Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk during his life time. If Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk had not been forced to leave the L.C.B.O. due to the above circumstances, then there would not be any W.S.I.B. payments totaling over a quarter of a million dollars being paid to him. He would still be working at the L.C.B.O. as a help desk analyst.
This burden to taxpayers can be eliminated by the L.C.B.O. The L.C.B.O. is a schedule two employer which means that they make W.S.I.B. payments as required instead of paying a specified monthly W.S.I.B. premium. The L.C.B.O. can negotiate with Mr. Richard Saliwonczyk to stop making these payments which total over a quarter of a million dollars, and in return the L.C.B.O. can offer him a position as a help desk analyst.
This is being submitted by a group of L.C.B.O. employees who is concerned about the
cost of favoritism and nepotism to taxpayers. We wish to remain nameless due to the internal politics at the L.C.B.O.
What the fuck? Get off my fucking website, you fucking nut. People like you are what's wrong with this world. People like you and people that keep churning out kids while collecting government benefits.
However, you picked a good venue to spread your message. This website is frequently visited by "politicians and the media." Idiot.
Its better than that nasty ass Private Stock shit, I drinkit religously as long as someone else pays
KEEP DRINKIN COLT45 YA DUMB NIGGERZ! REASONABLEDOUBT777@YAHOO.COM
yea, this website is da bomb malfucka, when ya's got yo weed, alls ya need is a bottle colt...WERD!
Better than most crap beer.
And Billy Dee Williams is SO SMOOTH!
I bought a 4-pk of 16-oz cans today for $2.79 + 6.75% tax in Columbus, Ohio.
yo yo i've been drinkin colt 45 for years and ive learned that c45 can get ANYONE drunk no matter how much tolerince one has for a cheaper price. so whos macking better finacial decisions? I live in a place called ALMER Que. Right across the Ottawa river and my friends and i continueally push ourselfs to c45 limits like 3 in one night,after some odd years we've managed to let colt be reconnized all over our city,our motto? Aylmer in a bottle, and eventhough colt has a bad rep. for being low class, we the most high class peeps around and we now where its at so to all you lc's dont buy colt, it's too good for you.peace.If you have any comments feel free to e-mail me at specialkmcrae@hotmail.com
colt n st ides 4 evaaaaaaaa
YES!!! this is the story of my life. I live this shit. Colt forty-five is God's gift to man. fuck all the korean store owners who try to cross out the "$1.99" and charge "$2.50" for a fortie. Bring back the 45 oz. bottles, old school. Crack a forty when the sun go down!
Love the site but alas no photos of the revered Keg bottle. those babies got me thru high school!
i have been an avid supporter and colt 45 fan and advocate since i started drinking when i was 15. i enjoy it because its moderatly cheap $.99 for a 22 oz and only a dollar more for a 40. however i do have a question, where can i get colt 45 clothing as seen in in fast times at ridgemont high? i would be extatic if i could find out where i could aquire such a fine piece of clothing. thank you for yur time and consideration.
I DEMAND MUHFUCKIN' JUSTICE. I started drinking Colt45 in 1984. That's seven years before I could drink legally. I like it. I need it. Two 40's is my limit. Three 40's makes me feel bad. Zero 40's makes me puke. I DEMAND MUHFUCKIN' JUSTICE. My first 40 ounce Colt 45 cost about 80 cents. Now I pay from a dollar thirty nine, to two fifty. I travel alot and sometimes have to take some 40's with me. I don't drink it because it's cheap. I may drink it because of it's alcohol content, but that's not the only reason. I don't drink any other malt liquer.I don't drink domestic beer. I don't like people who say Colt45 stinks or tastes funny. I don't like people who suffer it for my benefit, and then over-do it because they don't "know any better". I drink my 40's in a brown paper bag. If you have to ask why, you would not understand.I am a white male. I am educated. Although I grew up in Detroit, and understand the vernacular of the street aristocrat,and think it funny in the apropriate setting,I do not find it amusing to emulate the slang unknowingly. I like Colt45. I like this web site. Life is simple. I demand justice.
The UK needs colt 45 suckas! Market that shit over here already!
Colt 45 is awesome, I drink it at my frat parties all the time.
Damn People, I dont know where ya'll from, but Colt 45 only costs $1.87 for a 4-0 and bout $6 for a 12 pack. Shit, I'd hate to be ya'll. But, long as our price stays da same......I'll Always Drink...........COLT 45....For The High Enduranced Drinker! D-Vious
Cotl 45 has always been there for me whenever I was feelin down. I love it!
hahaha i just happen to love colt 45, although it's a horrible horrible drink. many disgusting drunk stories behind this alcohol. if ANYONE has a good picture of Sean Penn's beautiful shirt, I NEED IT! lil_bunny_foofoo@hotmail.com
In 1992 and 1993, the men of the now defunct Tau Gamma Nu fraternity used to buy a case of the stuff fairly regularly. A case was 18 22oz bottles. .99 cents a pop; we regularly gave one to the bum sitting outside the door of this place next to the Taco Bell on Church (what was that place called?).
Ann Arbor in the early 1990s loved it's Colt Four Five. At one point you could get a "four by five", a forty-five ounce forty bottle. Of course, the favorite was the now ubiqitous "Booyeahh", the 64 oz bottle. I still drink it.
Chris Terry c/o 1993, U of Michigan
There seems to be a direct correlation between the consumption of Colt 45 at a university men's social housing units and those housing units being shut down by the man. Mine was as well.
as a 22 year old art student, c-45 helps me find my inspiration. heck, most of my work could not have been done with out the confidence that c45 has bestowed in me.
i have made an art form out of the bottles, if you would like to see them contact me at rking1@sva.edu
colt 45 is the shit if i am hurt 4 money its my number 1 choice a couple of colts work every time
I think that Colt 45 should be spread more through out the nation. This web site is promoting something truly great where else could you get deals like "a 22 of 45 for .99". this truly must be a gift from the heavens. i have made it my mission to spread this wonderous drink through this great nation of ours.
Colt 45 was my and my boys beverage of choice on superbowl sunday at Boston College
yo colt 45 is the main street drank.Me myself 45 is my choice in the studio.its so smooth i even wrote a song about it.Wanna hear it let me know cause we got just the rigth song for 45 reappearance for 2004 this billy d from lithonia,Ga holla back cause all we drank iz billy dee{colt 45}
hey
I LOVE COLT !!!!
GodDAMN! Thats some good Colt45!!
I go to college in wisconsin and I am proud to say we love colt 45 and all of its immense splendor. I've had parties w/ 30+ ppl where no other beverage was sipped other than the great C-45 and the C-45 Dbl Malt. Of course everyone loves it especially when the ladies start strippin. C-45 has a life of its own in my neighborhood, it will/can never die but only adapt to new generations of C-45 followers. Colt-45 is truly the nectar of the Gods.
yo i bees drunk bitch asses. on the brew ya all!!!! check out http:/www.geocities.com/crackazhiphop yo! its da bomb !!!! bitch
yell i got something to speak why
yell i got something to speak why
Uh...what?
COLT 45 IS THE ELIXIR OF LIFE. WHAT CAN I SAY OF ITS WONDERS. JUST GRAB SIX 22s (THREE UNDER ONE ARM AND THREE WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND)(MY METHOD FOR ONE TRIP TO THE CHECKOUT COUNTER) THROW ON YOUR FAVORITE DVD OR CD AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
Ive changed since I discovered Colt 45. It was the first beer (i use the term loosely) i ever drank in any quantity. This was when i was 16. I graduated to the more pricy and slightly better tasting 6 pack of Old Milwaukee when I was 18, and even dabbled in real bottled beer. On thursdays when I was paid I occasionally bought imported beer. Alas, I am now a poor university student, so I have returned (grudgingly at first) to that holy grail of shit, Colt 45. I have come the full circle, and now I enjoy it again, sometimes drinkning 3 a nite, and its sooo cheap ($3.95)!
Thanks Colt
SERIOSLY I'm a business student and I'm going to Make Colt 45 THe shit when i buy it out,when i'm rich,but UNTIL then I"ll Be drinking this shit all the way home baby........
HOW ABOUT SOME COLT..........45 BIAAAAAAAACH
i been drank every time i got some goddamn in class..
GODDAMN FINE
suck it...al i want to know is pete rose in the hall fo fame
this shit fucking rocks man
I love COLT 45, BIG BEAR, BLACK BULL, MONGOOSE, FAXE.... I HAVE MORE COLT 45 IN ME THEN BLOOD... Imagine if it rained colt 45... Just Imagine... My kittens name is Colt 45.. she purrs...
I pity the fool who dont care for these happenin pages!! This site has got it rite...... Now wheres my milk!
I haven't tasted Colt 45 but I think your Mr. T adventures are hillarious....you're even be funny if you stopped 'fussin with all that cussin'! Keep up the good work....
Profanity be funny, fool! If you start drinking Colt 45, you'll magically develop a mouth like a sailor.
.79 cents in milwaukee, wi
I wouldn't live in Milwaukee if they were giving Colt 45 away.
THANK GOD!!! I love this web site. It is awsome to find a site that is so devoted to a fine drink like this. I slute u all for this fine achievement. Please don't think I am joking either, my friends and I are from Peterborough ON, Canada and we love the sweet nectar taste of Colt 45. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MEN
Tony Clark Colt here is roughly around $1.75 American or $3.45 Canadian
COLT!
I was travelin' through Tennessee and found that at more than one gas station, Colt 45's are $1.19!!!!! incredible
I just turned 21 and had my first encounter with a double-deuce. Damn, thats some good shit!!!
I got my double deuce fa $1.06. Werd!!! ATL!!! OKAYYYY!!!!!
I just turned 21 and had my first encounter with a double-deuce. Damn, thats some good shit!!!
I got my double deuce fa $1.06. Werd!!! ATL!!! OKAYYYY!!!!!
I'm drinking colt for the first time. I have have had many a beer in my life, none so intimidating and horrible as what I am now consuming. Colt is kicking my ass, and I feel like less of a man
love Kyle
yo im down wit da snake..fo real
Colt 45 is far and away, the most potable liquid on the planet. i say we declare war on france, and set the international standard of sophistication to fine malt liquor instead of rotten french grapes.
yo' website is the epitome of tough, i pity the fool who be insulting its content.
I love this post. I, too, pity the fool who be insulting my content.
COlt 45's make you indain...they will change your life 4ever....want do you expect for a 40oz for $1.12...Like i said they will make you indain..and that is all it does...a dirty indain
a colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby thats all i need, cruise up to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singin those dirty rap songs, we'll hit the bong like cheech and chong, hit it from here to hong-kong. so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems, get high as hell rollin thru palmdale, skatin on dayton rims. roll, roll, 83 catalac coupe deville, if my tapes and my cd's just dont sell, i bet my caddy will! COLT 45 4 LYFE
I would like to write a new jingle for colt 45. It is my favorite beer of all time. Im drinking one right now. :). Anyway this questionare is from a mans point of view, how about us females. Inspite I am a 25 year old female. holla back. devonar2000@yahoo.com
A female who loves Colt 45? I insist that you send me pictures.
2.79 and my front porch. Yup thats about it.
frecken awsom!
Colt 45 is the best drink known to man kind p.s. it works every time
mmmmmmmm colt 45 is the best beer
Colt .45 is some badass shit, biatch. Need I say more?
P.S. Frank & Telly rock. designbabe73@yahoo.com
I went to Manila Phillipines this past May and was pleasantly surprised to find Colt45 is brewed and bottled on one of the local islands. I was staying at a five star hotel and found myself sitting in the upscale bar sipping on a 22 oz Colt45 with my Filipino brotha's. They had their own version called Red Horse but it lacked the smoothness that makes Colt45 the best malt on the market. I had the room service remove all the high priced champagne and stack my shit full of Colt45. Damn...Works every time! Jason Bottom.
Preach it baby...caddy daddy in the house
Mr.T is the best XDDDD would you mind to seend me all the photograps without texts?
muchopichu@hotmail.com
Howdy! My name's AJ and I'm in search of a Colt 45 tank top for my roommate. Can ya give a gal a hand? Kindly e-mail me at bluecowgirl7243@yahoo.com. Love, Me.
I love colt 45 after I drink a 40 me and my boyfriend take turns shoving the empty bottle up eachothers assholes. we save the stinky bottles on a shelf in my sex room, keep up the good work -Randty
Colt 45 is the only forty i have ever bought and i plan to keep it that way! theyre only 4 bucks and gets me drunker then a six pack of molson which costs 3 times the price...
colt 45 is some good shit. it got me laid with on of the finest bitches i know. I drank 2 40oz.2 40oz later we were going crazy in the bed. Thanks Colt 45!!!!!!!
colt 45 is some googd shit. it got me laid w/ a fine ass bitch.all it took was 2 40oz and we was gettin wild in the sheets.$1.52 is your fare to heaven.
Where do I go to find some 45 apparell I know I will be the flyest on the block if I can come across any. email answer: flyasafalcon36@yahoo.com
colts are the shiz. prob spent 500 bucks on em last month
PERSONALLY I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN DRINK ANYTHING ELSE BUT COLT 45 THAT'S MY BRAND I DRINK IT IN THE BOTTLE, 40OZ, QUART OR CAN. TWO THUMBS UP KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Just got to say i think your site is brilliant, infinately funny and from this point on a mecca to me and my T luvvin buddies! keep up the good work man, you brightened this shitty day in the UK!! Phil J, Manchester, England.
Billy Dee is tha reason why I drink Colt 45 because it helps me pick up women.
symchay chalobah the smoothest brother from the motherland sez colt 45 works at washington college everytime!
My name is chris, i am from warrensburg missouri. right outside of kansas city. I am 19 and have been a fan of Colt 45 for 2 years or so. This site is hilarious. I will continue my quest for the holy grail.
Keep it real chris
Best damn website I've seen in months!
never felt the need to prove it, but 100% says it all. GOD DAMN!
Colt 45 is the shit. GodDAMn smooth! Can't wait to get home, drop down a 45, and make out with my co-workers wife next door.
Yo crazy foo'! u messed with my milk! whats all this jibba jabba bout u trying to get me on a plane!? i aint gettin on no damn plane foo'! You gotta stop chaffin yo asses! im gonna throw yo'asses from here to paulsgrove and back! Lots of manly love, The T
grrr, don't make me mad!
toooooo funny thank you. But now I'm so thirsty I can hardly stand it.
Great site! Colt 45 is only available in 710 ml (24 oz) cans here in the beer stores...3.35 Canadian, so probably about 2.75 US, and worth ever penny! I wish they sold the 45 oz bottles here in Canada.
Anyway, I'm out. Keep up the great site!
This has got to be the best site EVER!
Mr T is my dad and hes a muther fuking legend! word up home boys niggers keep the streets safe and free from homos! wor d up mofo!
This site is genius
Yes. Yes it is.
c-fo'-five keeps it live.....
fucknig eh! I live on vancouver island and colt 45 is the cheapest beer you can get here. So I can say my relationship with Colt 45 has been a long and enduring. There should be more website sites like this one showing the true greatness that cheap ass beer deserves!
"fucking eh?" Now that's Canadian!
what up,this is Foul Mothafuckin Mouth outta Stockon California.not alotta cats like this shit,and not alotta stores carry it,cus they say it dont sell,but there aint nothin like a cold Billy D.
There ain't nothin' better than to sit back with yo favorite bitch on ya knee, and get tuh sippin' on an ice cold Colt 45 malt lickruh. Guzzle one down and it will set you free!
drinking colt 45 in moncton new brunswick canada!
Finally a sight dedicated to the smothest of the smoot h goddamn this IS some good sight
Hey my fellow colt45 bros. Been buying the very fine colt 45 by the case. I love it, Peace Out!
GODAMN! THAT IS SOME MAD ASS SHIT FOO'! gOOD SITE PAL , KEEP THE MR T UPDATES COMIN. I AINT GOT A FUCKIN CLUE WHAT COLT 45 TASTES LIKE, WE DONT GET IT IN ENGLAND I can (oops caps, cant be arsed to re-type it all) see this becoming the next www.bestpageintheuniverse.com after maddox' of course
What idiot thought this up??? ...and I haven't drank a colt 45 since I was a teenager....
Well, whoever it was is probably not a big enough of an idiot to end a sentence with more than one article of punctuation or start a sentence with ellipses and a lower case letter and end it with ellipses as well. Do you know what ellipses are, idiot?
good prices on colt here in ny drink the shit out of that stuff.1.99$. just got molson xxx is cutting in on my colt drinking.
hello every one that drinks this great brew ive been guzling this for over thirty years to me if at a party or just outsidewith the loosers that i live with they drink this shit they call bud not going to give the real name cant pronounce it to me it has to be C O L T 4 5
I love the Colt. Myself and some guys that went to High School together get together for "40 of 45 night" every couple weeks. Bunch of married white guys with professional careers, some of us have kids, sitting around drinking 40's of Colt. A 40 is $1.99 here in the Nati.
Colt 45 is the Jesus of Brew. As a man of the pulpit I need my weekly communion of Colt 45 to keep my spirits lifted.
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This is the first time I've drank Colt 45. Damn, that is some good shit. Couldn't believe how smooth it was. I'll be back in Colt 45 Land real soon! Great site... Punk of www.blatzonline.com
It is a real shame to say that where I live in Halifax Canada Colt 45s are no more, Iam in morning at this difficult time in my life.
I got a funny story,
My old man is a Defence Lawyer, so basically what he does most times is keep people who (for instance) have been drinkin colt 45 and then decided to drive on the road, after the fuzz caught them right.
Anyways, one night he gets a call (franticly) from a female client. Her current boyfriend is wiggin out and throwing ash trays all over the place and basically battering this poor woman. Sure enough this lady says "When Jim starts drinkin them Colt 45 he just ain't right in the head" anyhow he goes to jail and this lady puts up bail 2 hours later. Ahhh Love, and colt 45... Hard to argue with cheap and satisfying beer like that... ahhhhh
This site rocks. I live in ontario, canada, I buy colt45 in boxes of 12 40 oz'ers... they used to be $47 ( 3.90 a bottle ) but they recently went up to almost $60 ( 4.90 a bottle ). Either way, I'd pay $10 for a 40 of colt.
Good job on the site, I laughed my ass off for hours.
And a tip for u all, get a large glass, pour half the 40 of colt into it, add 4 or 5 shots of rye, and you've got one hell of a boilermaker, I like to drink 2 of those before heading to the bar, works every time!
godDAAAMMN, the Colt is $1.79 here near the rez.
i at libary i am drunk i live on main street of the city i live in i drink colt 45 becase it do the trik and i dont have many mony so i buy it
thank yu colt 45 man
Yo, If I go down and need a blood transfusion, hook a bruah up to the Colt45 IV!!!
Ill drink the shit out of some colt 45 biiiacth
Don't know how i got here it came up on a google search but COLT 45 max ice and olde E rule.
Smoke weed everyday
Everytime I get my hands on one I proceed to drink it all down, I dont mind the taste and its a cheap cheap way to get drunk so it works for me. Colt 45 gets the job done everytime all the time, all the time. thank you colt 45
But anyway you're a really asshole! You suck!!!!!
Oh yeah? Well you're a really moron! You illiterate fool. Maybe if you could read you'd understand this site.
What is up with the terrible radio jiggle song? ok, the fact is accepted that people do still drink this stuff but that jingle is a set back for black people in song.......
An excerpt from it: "Works everytime, night time is the right time, works everytime ,Colt 40 fu*kin' 5!"
have Mercy!
Wicked site bro... some funny shit..
Steve. London, England 'SUCCKKKA'
All's I need is me some C45 and some Corn Nuts. Now that's a Saturday night!
Thought you fine folks would be interested in the fact that the very first time I got drunk at the tender age of 17,Colt 45 worked that time.All six pints.I spent the rest of the night on my back in the front lawn of this place watching the stars spin while various folks came out to eyeball me and give me shit about it.I've been a fan ever since.I move arond alot and when I can find it,it's my brand.After many years of being 45less I was happy to find a store in my new town with 40's.That's the only way to drink ANYTHING.I'm calling the store today to see if I can sweet talk em into a price break on cases of 12.Wish me luck.Oh yea,I just turned 56 and celebrated with a few 40's of the best malt liquor in the universe.
colt 45 iz daa shiznettt i luv it
last night me and my freinds bought 5 colt 45's. YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. an hour later i had a new girlfreind and i was hammered as hell. GOD BLESS COLT 45!!!
colt 45 is the truth.ready 2 roks the future.
i agree,great tasting and potent, glad it's cheap. what is the alco content?
have you heard the mr t rap? it's on useless void.com
COlt 45 rocks if you have little money and wanna get drunk real fast!
ahahahaha your site is the shit man!
If you have never tasted the sweet sensation of an ice cold "foty' oz, colt 45 ,king cobra, or old english. You might as well be disembowled with a wooden spoon, im a only 17 years old and let me tell you IMT40's , I incurrage you to check out my web site , www.geocities.com/phillaskate/home , and keep throwin down that dollar 39. for a whole forty ounces of laughter, goodtimes ,and looong nights. - $jpmoney$
What's better than a quart of Colt? A 44 of Colt, yeah! This shit is sooo damn good, it's all I drink literally I even put it in my cereal, fo real. Bet, this shit is the shit.
Colt 45 is tha nectar of tha godz..if i ever get married i hope my wife is cool enuff 2 name our first kid colt 45...boy or girl...doesnt make a difference
I was first introduce to Colt 45 by one smooth muhfucka...and it still works for him, everytime! We had a few tallboys of the double malt version and even though I had made fun of his "ghetto beer" at first, it was pretty godDAMN good!! ~Libby
Colt 45 and two zig zag's baby thats all we need, lets go to the park smoke that weed, and fuck sommeee finneee ass bitchs....*WARNING*Make sure the bitches are fine before consumption of Colt 45 or your ass will wake up in the morning suckin on some nasty ass shit
Funniest Mr T website on this side of the equator!
Vote T for America's new president.
I POSTED BEFORE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. TODAY THIS IS STILL ONE OF THE DOPEST SITES OUT THERE. AND MR.T VS GARY STILL CRACKS ME UP. IT'S 9 AM AND I GOT A COLT 45 24 OZ RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK PERMISSION TO HOT LINK YOUR PAGE ON PAGES I MAY TRY TO MAKE. THIS PAGE SHOULD BE AS BIG AS "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" PEACE STUNTDRIVER415@AOL.COM
Knock yourself out, dude.
i like drinking the colt because it is good . i do not like drinking , what i call trailer beer bud ,miller i get sick from it so i drank a 45 and now i enjoy them often.colt 45 is all i drink i was in germany for 3 years when i came home i drank trailerbeer now i don;t all i can say is give me a 45 sorry my typeing stinks. GIVE ME A 45.
I've been drinkin Colt 45 since I was 13 years old and now I'm 23, "God damn I say God Damn! Its some tasty goodnes, I'm a true believer, keep up the good work!!!!!!!!1
This is some helluva site you got here ~X
st ides tastes like piss, colt 45 is smoother than a snowflake riding on a cloud. if theres a hockey season this year GO LEAFS GO, i'll be drinking my colt 45 and watching every game
colt 45 works every time,colt 45 dink until we die,cole 45 works ever tiem colt 45 is a fuckin was of life!!!! swill swill fucking swill!!! drink colt or drown
port city punxs
You are a genius.
I want more T!
Colt 45 works every time... I'm on my way to get about 20 Double Deuces of that shit RIGHT NOW
colt 45 works everytime
im from montreal, and i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee colt 45 because they are sooooooooooo getto and sooo good!!
Yo, I've been enjoying Colt 45 for the past 4 years. It has made my university expierience one to remeber. A quality beverage at a resonable price, damn I love Colt 45. Fuck all you bitches who say it tastes like shit. Your all a bunch of pussys. Keep up the good work. Billy dee is the man. Eric
ur freakin awesom!* homeeee
fuckin 7.00cd up here in canada and thats only if its warm 8.00 cold what the fuck im buyin mine from the usa now
10$ Canadian at the expensive stores for a 6, and you're set. Thanks Colt 45 for all the stupid things i've done with you.
COLT 45 IS THE DRINK OF GENTLEMEN. IT IS TRULY THER GREATEST BEER IN THE WORLD. BILLY DEE ROOLZ!
LOL not a fuckin day passes that i don't spy them damn indians chuggen back a couple Colt 45's in the mornin'!
FUnny ass site dude! Peace
Vince Neil Would kick Mr.T's ass!! Vince is the man! MOTLEY CRUE FOR LIFE!
Only someone foolish enough to proclaim "MOTLEY CRUE FOR LIFE" would think Vince Neil would kick Mr. T's ass.
When you're 80 years old, if you manage to make it that far without being devoured by coyotes, let me know if you're still "rocking out" to Motley Crue.
Thats some goood Colt 45!
I love tat buzz, Bring it on!! And bring on Amber Lynn for the next round!
Fee, Fi, Fo Fom, I smell the taste of some good fashion Buzz ON!! Now let's rock out with your cock out!!
Rock out with your cock out indeed. I took your advice and got fired!
after going through this entire website, we have decided that you're our god. right on!
I accept your nomination as god.
yo mr T your pages rule ! you sho that vince bitch who is the boss not a dam fool you da best man i look up 2 you like a dad man u give the advice people actualy need these days
I dont get it. People say Colt45 is shitty, or tastes bad. I think it tastes great! i just drank a 40 and its MONDAY.
THATS how much i like Colt 45
GodDAMN
Colt 45 is the SHIZ-NITE!!! Avid drinker since my high school years in the early 90's. Mostly do the 8-pack 12oz cans. In Louisville, KY it's $3.99@ WinnDixie 'til they closed a few weeks ago: now its up to $5.19 w/o tax for the sames @ Buellers. BITCHES!! I's gots ta makes mines smooove!
First time trying Colt 45 , i was watching Cheech and Chong (up in smoke) fuck did that shit kick in. i slugged back 2 of those suckers and when i went to stand the Colt knock me on my ass.Colt 45 is the shit, eny haters out there better check there shit. Get Colt 45 cause every day is COLT 45 day. This is from the Colt 45 homie. Fuck man that wicked shit kick ya right in the fucking ass.
it's the god dam best drink ever, bar none.
young im lyk wat 12 yrs old and i already had a 45 dat shit iz off da chain and cheap so u noe ima keep drinkin dat shit till i die!!!!!!
i got alch poision fro c45
Apparently you haven't quite slept it off yet.
YO, you are the coolest, I love milk, Mr. T is an inspiration
colt 45 kick ass i luv gettin drunk on colt 45
I am a big fan of the Colt 45 and since his royal badness the Billy Dee says its cool than who am I to question?
Bring back the colt45 powermaster!
Where is the new Billie D? I speak of none other than Afroman!
i hate people that hate the taste of colt 45 , nothings smoother choadster
Strong words about taste from a dude named "choad."
Smooth.
-Billy Dee
I just wanted to say that this site is simply pure genius. Colt 45 and Billy Dee, it doesn't get any better. Colt 45 is 8% strong kick ass Malt Liquor, and it does work everytime!
BillKidney of The BillKidney Band here. I am a pure 5 bottles of smoothness!
BillKidney
I'm Smooth!
I'm a Motley Crue fan and I liked it. Good job man. And if anybody say's different. May Mr. T throw their jibba jabbering ass to brazil :D
Mr. T is the great uniter.
True Story: Billy Dee wouldn't sign my 40 at a comic book show, but to fair, the comic book show was probably the antithesis of smooveness. I acknowledge he was there that day for his nerdy Star Wars fans, and so I still consider him His Fortiness.
Worlds collide! Did he look at you and say, "Boy, can't you see I'm here for the nerds? Get that out of here before they realize I'm a real black man and not a space black man and you scare the hell out of them!"
i like colt 45 and drivin its the best
god bless america
Drinking and driving is undeniably a good time, but according to an episode of "Quincey" I saw in re-runs, it's apparently fairly dangerous.
this site sucks cock seriously. i ent just sayin it to muck around i mean it has speechbubbles made on paint programs. btw if u read this u are gay
Wow, you're a fucking moron. Not only do you use "ain't," but you spell it wrong. Classic. I'm not even going to get into your casual relationship with punctuation. Therefore, as we have established that you are a fucking moron, I feel comfortable saying that your opinions can be discounted altogether.
The point of this site isn't my extent of my graphical abilities, it's the content, you retard.
Colt 45 is shit. where i come from (Poland) its illegal newayz and costs like 18 dollars worth a can. i tried it and it stank like shit and taste like fresh shit off sum1's big hairy ass. dont drink it , coz i heard it turns ur hormones the other way round so u end up bein bisexual. Mr. t is safe tho buthes also a nob
my name is justin shepard and i love colt 45. i chug it in a beer bong every chance i get. "vitamin c" has never steered me wrong,unlike some forms of alcohol. i just want to congradulate the genius's that created this magnificent brew. keep up the good colt!drink colt or die!!!!!!!!1
Hey Hey. I live in Canada where our Colts are hard to come by.... its still relitively cheap - about 4.25 a shot and whenever our local store runs out i have to settle for Olde English. Anyways, i was wondering if you all were hardcore Colt 45 drinkers or just moderate?? because up here just one Colt will get us tipsy.
I am very tempted to start a inter-forty war by saying something like, fuck colt, go st ides, because it would be funny.
But I am drinking colt now so I will not.
also my cat likes to try to drink my colt 45. I do not let him when I catch him, because I do not support cruelty to animals (since that is what it is considered even though the dumb thing does it of its own accord) but I think that indicates one goddamn cool cat.
Agreed.
I was checkin up on my home boy Billy Dee and came across dis web site. This be Johnny Moe to the C double O L Cool blues man. This has got to be the funniest double me over slap my froh (if I had one) funniest web site this peep has put his peeps on. Now I'm shaken wif anticipation to get my hard woiken ass hands around an ice cold 40 of Colt45 (unfortunately wifout da zig zags).
Power to da Colt Peace, Johnny Moe
I signed this earlier, talked about making boilermakers ( beer and whiskey ) with colt 45. Since then, colt45 went up in price in ontario, then pretty much competely stopped being sold. Very disappointing, I contemplated suicide, but decided to move on.
My tolerance is too high to drink beer, so after the colt I moved onto just drinking hard liquor.
Then, on new years eve, I stopped by the lcbo in downtown toronto, and low and behold, they had colt45's, but much to my dismay, they are now only 7% alchohol, rather than 8%. But, I couldn't resist I bought 4 of them, and am drinking the last one now, god damn this is some good shit.
p.s. is this site ever updated anymore? I hope so, damn I love this shit.
Sadly, it's not updated all that often any more. I don't post a whole lot of new shit on here, but I keep it up for shits and giggles. Maybe one day I'll be able to sell advertising on it. To dream the impossible dream...
thats friggin hilarious
i am scott
Riveting, "scott." For someone apparently intent on proclaiming his existence, even to the point of being inappropriate and irrelevant, you certainly seem to have a self confidence problem, what with not capitalizing your name or the pronoun version thereof. Either that or you're a moron. Move along, dildo.
Colt 45 is one badass mf'n malt liquor!
Colt 45 is my savior. Before the Colt, I was a wreck.....now I am wrecked almost 24/7!!! Thanks Colt 45!!!!!
You're soaking in it...
hey man. just wanted to say that your Colt 45 website fucking rules! i've had my own idea for a Colt 45 commercial and was trying to find the company website to let them hear it. That's when i came up on your webiste. Dude, you fucking rock! I've been laughing my ass off at the shit u got on here. Really loved your TV commerical also. Im going to give u my commerical idea so that maybe you can make something happen for Colt 45 being heard cause that's what it's all about.
The idea for this commerical came about when i realized that most white people have never even heard of Colt 45.....There's a man and woman both white. Having a candlelight dinner, real romantic setting. The dude is having second thoughts about asking he's girl to marry him. He looks up at the girl confused. She smiles and begins to fill their champagne glasses with 40 of Colt 45. The man instantly realizes his love for the girl, pulls the ring out from behind his back, and the rest is history.
Hope u like the idea. Most everyone i've told about it loves it and i'm for sure going to tell all of my friends to check out your website. Hit me on an email if you can. Would love to exchange more ideas about commericals and websites with you. My email is dirtysouth_marine@yahoo.com
peace, Carter
Needs some polishing, dude.
this is by far one of the best things I've ever seen. I have never laughed so hard in my life. You are truly a man of genius. Might I reccomend selling some colt 45 gear? I think it would sell like crazy.
Do it again! Do it again!
i would like to design some colt 45 clothing. are do you have any. I been drinking colt 45 sence I was 12. Now I'm 25; i think it makes me age slower.Because i still have to show I.D.
two thumbs up for the crown jewel colt 45 malt liquor this shit rock everytime i drink it i become crazy as fuck i can live without it im 20 years old,im a student but i keep this shit in hand dead drunk is what i am each time i drink mort than 2 40oz he he he keep it real homiez DRINK OR DIEEEE i like to welcome y'all to the 45 crew :p
AYO aYo AyOoO YOU knO
Lil KiMm
godDAMN we're smooth over here in Flagstaff, AZ. And after a morning of Colt.45 drinkin', we like to kick it with the ladies at Bookman's Cafe...
I love colt 45 gets ya drunk cheap and fast its 5 bucks here in BC Canada and other colt 45 fans out there add me to msn uhoh_hotdog@hotmail.com always up for a road trip lol
Feb. 12, 2005
Mr T
was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.
Authorities documented in a police report that Mr T entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Mr T was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.
Mr T allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Mr T squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.
Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Mr T, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.
Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."
Initial toxicology reports indicate that Mr T was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.
Needs polishing, dude. Now come here and have some of my birthday cake.
i love billy dee
How dare you say you hate us Niggers it was us Niggers who made this nation stand on its two feet. If you hate us so much then tell your great ancestors that they should had left in Africa you piece of trash. When you call me a Nigger it makes me happy because it lets me know how low and stupid you are to call me by a name that dosn't exist on my birth certificate.
When you get mad your red When you get sick your green When you get bruised your purple And you have the nerve to call me color. Please I'll be that Nigger you see on T.V. Remember Tennis was an all white game but WE Niggers took it over Golf was an all White game But Tiger woods took that over so call me a Nigger all you please When I die I'm going to Heaven And you wont rest in peace.
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but you may well be the dumbest person ever to post on this board. I'm sure you were trying to be insightful, profound and intimidating. You failed miserably.
Seems to me that the best beer you dumb seppos make is sold the cheapest. All good beer has at least 5% Alcohol in it and if you came to Australia you'd find that out. Bah, pissed on 3 budweisers, get a life. Here's a good place to start your appreciation of real beer www.coopers.com.au
Ah, a beer snob from convict island.
You looka here fool. I dont know how they do it in Austrailia, but I do know that here we do it with style, we do it with Colt .45. You better hold yo kangaroo toung and turn up a forty of Colt. 45 fo I call Mr. T.
Talk to me and talk sense, not all that jibba jabba!
I LOVE COLT 45! It costs about $2.50 for a forty in South Bend, Indiana.
Indiana loves its malt liquor.
I didn't know all my good work in the middle 90's had popularized the .45 with all the young folk. It must of been all that drinkin' and stumblin and rollin' and hollerin' I did in public back in the day.
*Sigh* I remember the days when I used to roll into a party... a young 20's something white guy with a shaved head, goatee, and pretty boy smile... and lay down my case of ice cold Colt .45 40oz party slugs. They used to look at me funny until I snarled back and bared my teeth.
The fools circled the .45 like it was a flying saucer. Until one took a bottle, then another and then another. Next thing you know the whole place was stumblin and rockin and hollerin and rollin!! Yeah, they were good times!!
drinkin some C45 right now in Auburn AL, unfortunately, they are only available in 6 packs, fuckin alabama laws!! Oh well, ill ride the colt as far as it'll take me!!! 6 or 40 gold is gold!!
I´m sorry to say that i just can´t get this great product in Sweden...
Would you please ship me a bottle?
/Tommy
No.
What a kickass page. It's nice to see something dedicated to the awesomeness of colt. It's hilarious and informative, I decided to see if I could find a site on colt, since I'm buyin' some tomorrow. It's 4.80 a bottle here in Ontario, Canada.
yeah i used to drink colt but i found out its full of some weird metal and i think its fucked so i dont anymore unless im very low on cash
Sweet Jesus Colt 45 is a bad ass motherfucker. It gets you drunk and it gets you laid. The soul of Billy Dee resonates with each glorious swill of this magic potion. http://groups.myspace.com/billydee4life
hay mr t my name is jason connors i have never drank colt 45 ever never even once iam 22 years old mr t you are cool swannanoa north carolina mr t email me back
Jason, I'm afraid I won't be emailing you back, for many reasons. Let me explain. First, you are either drunk or retarded. Your message, what with the misspelling, grammatical errors and total lack of punctuation or capitalization, is barely intelligible.
Second, and this reinforces my belief that you are retarded, you posted the exact same message 27, count 'em, 27 times. This is very annoying and makes you either an idiot or a jerk. In considering all the circumstances, I'm leaning toward idiot.
Finally, Jason, how exactly do you expect me to email you back, seeing as you didn't leave an email address? Perhaps I should just try jasonconnors@fuckingretards.com. Can't miss.
your a nerd
your a nerd
Yeah. Um, hey, dipshit, read the post immediately preceding yours about multiple postings.
Also, you mean "you're a nerd." "You're" is a contraction for "you are." "Your" is a possessive pronoun. For example "you're an ignorant fool" is correct "your dick is the size of a thumb" is also correct. What you said is not, you ignorant thumb-dicked fool.
How fucking pathetic must you be that the person you're trying to insult has to tell you how to do it?
to me colt 45 tastes like some good as apple juice
Colt 45. God that brings back great memories of driving down Rt 72 in the 70's in my white firebird sucking down bottles of colt 45 and throwing the bottles up in the air out the window and watching them smash to bits on the road behind us. I just wish Billy Dee had been there with us. Thanks for the flash back man.
hey, im in wolfville nova scotia... i cant belive that were on your site.... here colt 45 is the cheepest biggest beer that you can get... we love that stuff... infact im drinking one right now.. aha.. later.... -Greg
Wolfville loves Colt 45, and Colt 45 loves Wolfville. Be easy, my man.
colt 45 is da only one for me
Hey Billy Dee....I respect you my brother!
I hear the Billy Dee Williams is starring in a new film in production with drop dead gorgeous newcomer Beau-Latasha according to Brother Man Magazine. What a lucky guy this honey is smokin!!!
hey is billy dee still alive,,,,,
colt 45 gets me fucked up regularly, i like to get drunk off that shit and fuck the shit out of my girlfriend, and the best part, it is fucking cheap! i also like to smoke weed after i drink a colt 45 40 oz. nothing like 8 balling with the greatest beverage ever invented. i get trashed
I love Vince Neil
good old muthafukin colt 45, always a party
Hello... im Leonardo, from Argentina. Did you know that Mr.T, in the version for latin America calls "Mario Barakus"? And all the time they call her "Mario"!!!! And her frase is... "Que te pasa, loco?" (What´s up, you crazy?) Bye!!!
Dude, you'd better not let Mr. T catch you referring to him as "her," or he'll feed your Argentinian Monkey ass to a rugby team stranded in the Andes.
colts r the best along with big bears Scott H
being smooth is the american way, and nothing says i love american more than colt 45. drink up my brothers and sisters.
Man i dig colt 45. Beers and 40's i dig.
i remmeber the billy dee williams ad back in the day. so billy dee williams is making a movie with miss big beautiful bedroom eyes, flawless skin, sexy sexy sexy and brick house body herself.... beau-latasha.... man beau-latasha is finest then any actress/model out there finer then halle berry and angela bassett put together.
can i get billy dee williams phone # is he can hook a brother up.
get the mickeys 64 oz in michigan bring back the olde E 64 oz hg
music_riff@yahoo.CA is my pperfect woman
colt 45 is the best drink for underage drinkers :) such as moi.
Colt 45 is only for bad-ass mutha SHUT YO MOUTH! Only true hardcore playas can handle it. Viva The Forty!
Ottawa ontario, $5.oo per 40 oz.. I get right f..... up. Hot chicks don't like the colt. Billy dee is a saint
my name is john pace I drink colt 45 every day of my life for the past 5 years its real cheap in my town it only costs $1.85 so eveyday is a good day for me a shout out to my drinkin crew hott 50 we drinkin c45 double malt baby!!!!
my name is john pace I drink colt 45 every day of my life for the past 5 years its real cheap in my town it only costs $1.85 so eveyday is a good day for me a shout out to my drinkin crew hott 50 we drinkin c45 double malt baby!!!!
crazy foo dis page is sorted
crazy foo dis page is sorted
mr t is shite
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Here's the CRIP Anthem, Cuzzes: From Colt-45 Into ZigZag 6a6y thats all we need!!!
tru. 6orn with a C-45, and ima die with a C-45
I love my colt 45 in WI...........5 nights a week, on sundays I drink mickey's green beer taste good on sunday
I love my colt 45 in WI...........5 nights a week, on sundays I drink mickey's green beer taste good on sunday
can anyone tell me the difference between beer and malt liquer?
The greatest events of my life have been accompanied by a col' fohty or three. Some of them I even remember...
i love colt 45, it beats every beer , if u drink two ur plastered.. i even got a tattoo of the sign on my leg..
My brother just got back here to the UK from NYC. He usually brings me back a couple of 40s of Old English back from the States. (You can't actually get Olde English in England, so fuck knows where it got the name from.) He couldn't find any in 40s, only cans, so he bought back a 40 of Colt 45. (Colt 45 is brewed under lisence here and tastes completely different.) Goddmn that US shit is smooth. Kinda sneaks up on ya too, which was nice. Nice liqoured up beer ! 9/10
The world's most beautiful woman is Beau-Latasha.
SHUT UP FOOL!
Colt 45 i tell ya ..thats all i drink better than water i tell ya !! hic beeeeelch .. hic
Colt 45 i tell ya ..thats all i drink better than water i tell ya !! hic beeeeelch .. hic
LOOK AT THAT BITCH BELOW..oouuhh i dont like the taste oouhh the smell ..NIGGER GET SOME BALLS..
I am in AA now But I still Love Colt .45
I am in AA now But I still Love Colt .45
I pity the fool that doesnt like this site.
(What? it never gets old)
Signed
THE PEOPLE OF BRITANNIA
Colt 45 rules!
Where can I find it in the Northwest(Oregon and Washington)?
where can you get it underage? im crraving, woohhoooooooooooo
where can you get it underage? im crraving, woohhoooooooooooo
Hey, I was just checking out the site and noticed that you put the pics up that I sent in (the C-45 cake [`04], and the old Colt group pic taken back in the day [`99]). My bf and I have more pics if you're interested. Anyway, just wanted to drop a quick line. Peace \/ out from C.B., Nova Scotia.
Amber :)
...Colt 45 pics that is, for anyone who may have taken that the wrong way.
There's a great auction going on with Star Wars and other hollywood merchandise, including many different Star Wars items signed by Billy Dee Williams:
http://www.stubhub.com/?geography_id=38780
Some of the stuff they have, which is ALL signed by Billy Dee Williams:
-Star Wars Millenium Falcon model -Empire Strikes Back lithograph -photos
All of the money raised goes to charity, so not only do we get cool stuff, we support a good cause. What a smooth man!!!
Ottawa ontario.. $4.oo per colt, no sluts..only cops
Ottawa ontario.. $4.oo per colt, no sluts..only cops. from pat o'hara
Ottawa ontario.. $4.oo per colt, no sluts..only cops. from pat o'hara
sup bitch!
Yes this site is full of immature aand insulting humour. That's why I like it!!! I don't think anybody reads this guestbook anymore so... my phone number is 555-7862, my bank account 2665-89-927-98152 and yes I was Jack the Ripper.
RESPECT to Lando Rissian. What a gangster!! Respect to billy dee williams. Keep up the good work! Nathan Trevelian
The world's most beautiful woman is Beau-Latasha. I see comments about her but why is she not on this website??
wasup shmokuspokus from vegas here . i got a texaco down the street thats got 6 pack 16 oz. for 4$ a pack, 24oz. for $1.38 each, and 40oz. for $1.80 somthin it's the shit because the arabs there are some of the only people that rember me so i don't get carded there.
olde english waaaaaaaaa doooooooooo i like poo
godDAMN i love Colt 45! works EVERY time
COLT 45 IS THE BEST! I LOVE IT.. ME AND MY GIRLS CALL OURSELVES THE 40 GIRLS.. DONT GET ME WRONG WE CAN AFFORD LOTS OF OTHER LICS BUT 40'S ARE FUN AND ALWAYS INSURE A GOOD TIME.. I ALWASY HAVE A BLAST CAUSE 1 GETS ME DRUNK... ~PARTY~... PEOPLE SOMETIMES LOOK AND ARE LIKE WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT EWW.. BUT REALLY THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THERE MISSING.. 40'S ARE THE SHIT AND I WILL NEVER STOP HAVING A GOODTIME DRINKING THEM! CAROLINE AND THE 40 GIRLS PS. MY FRIEND EVEN HAS A COLT45 TATOO (GOT WHEN HE WAS DRUNK, BUT STILL LOVES IT)
Word up. Lovely ladies loving Colt 45. Hit me up with an email and let me show you the similarities between me and Billy Dee. Drinks are on the house.
Im in the "A" Town (Atlanta) for you people who don't know. Colt 45 is some good shit and it cost $1.89 for a forty. It gets you messed up quick and is like viagra you'll be in those hoes guts all night. Drink two or more before the sex and have fun. Beat that @#ssy up!!!!
HEY HEY WHATS HAPPNEN!!!!!!! I fucking love colt 45!!! 40's girls for life!!! love you caroline!!!... and yes WE DO acctually call ourselfs the 40's girl... and yes my brother does have a colt 45 tattoo....!!! haha I love 40's they may be cheep... but hey? I HAVE A GOOOOOOOD TIME... and if your not down with the 40's suck dick bitch...
Ah, what up now? Two of you? The solicitation goes for you too.
Here I am again..another Saterday night.. Another 40 in my hands lol... and of coarse I have a brown paper bag around it.. haha "The 40's Girls"
she has nice tits
I pity the fool
Hello my name is Lucía, congratulations for your web site. I´m from spain and I realy interesting in Mr T .I like very much (in spain theres not very much information about him) do you now where can I teke Mr T videos for childrens, songs, or where can I buy Mr T dolls? Thanks and sorry for my terrible englhis My email is lucia_triana@hotmail.com
Hola, Lucia. Yo creo que el lugar mejor para encontrar cosas del Sr. T es "ebay." And on other topics, aren't all Spanish chicks super hot? Post a picture!
fuck i fucking love clot 45 haha wicked site im such a jerk
i agree totally beaulatasha is the finest woman on the planet. im so jealous of mr. williams.
4.95! Hot damn. Its 1.95 here MMM I LOVE COLT 45 I LOVE PLAYIN EDWARD 40 HANDS
beau-latasha is strikingly beautiful, the most beautiful. but where has she dissapeared to?
Thanks for the Colt 45 memories with Billy Dee Williams. I always talked about this ad campaign to some friends of mine but they had no recollection. This site brings it back to life. Does anyone remember the Billy Dee / Colt 45 commercial where the guy has his sunglasses broken and wants to hang out with Billy Dee but Billy Dee is already gone??
I found this site because I searched something. Tomorrow is saturday. Yes. Life is grand.
whats up mr t u cool rickey Georgia
hey hey, gettin hammered on thye good stuff. hows it goin, love the site. word. -phoenix
I love Colt 45! tastes good, smells good, and most importantly it gets me drunk good. The price for a 22oz, recently went up from $.99 to $1.25. Whoever is responsible for this outrage must be beaten in the head with an empty 40 of colt cause we dont wanna shake up the booze.
Love the site! Needs more Bill-D stuff! Gotta go fetch me some C45 now!
What is this i came here because one of my friends said that this was kewl and all i can see here is bullshit u know what fuck all of u guys
You must have misunderstood what your friend said, what with your dick in his mouth and all.
"Kewl" isn't a word, douchebag. And being stupid isn't "kewl."
pistol colt 45
I always thought that Mr. T (Lawernce Taro, birth name), was always a competent actor. What the hell is he doing now? You ought to know, right?
What's he doing right now? He's drinking a cup of hot tea and working on the New York Times crossword puzzle, while wearing a smoking jacket and puffing on a pipe.
i love this shit. and Mr T
Colt 45 is alright, but a Tennant's Super hits the spot 2. Of course you can't get that in America, so you'll only know if you leave the country.
I'll get right on that. My flight gets in at 4 tomorrow morning. Meet me at the airport. Don't leave, I'll be there.
Sir Christopher Alan Green Esquire will soon be appearing in his new COLT45SEXY Poster if he is not already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! picbeer@yahoo.ca
They dont sell 40s in my neighborhood, only 22s. They're $1.25 and worth every penny.
i love love love your blog lol
i love love love your blog lol
Mister T and godDAMN thats smooth together? It gets no better.
I recently had to wait outside the bullshit liquorstore for it to open because apparently they only open at 10. Anyways .. I go to buy my daily c45's only to find that the price had gone up 80 cents. Motherfuckers.
We gotta burn that muthafucker DOWN!!!!!!
Beau-Latasha is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
She's made up, dude.
your site be killin em. Best Colt45 site on the net...Keep it up playa... Reppin that 45 always Jon
Hey hey hey. I'm knockin' back my second colt 45 as i type this. This shit is the most bad ass 40oz of malt liquer to grace my tongue. Fuck St. Ides, fuck steel reserve, fuck it all. It's colt 45 from here on out. Ok i got some colt to finsih. Later!
I am an avid Colt 45 fan, its a passion of mine. St. Ides, though has a higher proof, does not lead to the same stories that a good 40 o' Colt 45 Double Malt Liquor brings up. It was the first beverage I ever purchased myself with a fake id. God Bless and Godspeed Billy Dee.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WORE THAT TO MY PARTY!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anyone remember the Colt 45 commercial (I think it came out in 1988) where a tall black dancer in a bikini was dancing? There was a song playing and had the words "a powerful appeal...a taste that is unreal". Where can I get this commercial?
FUCK YEAH!!! COLT 45 RULES!!!!!! I Love drinking Colt 45. Most of the time I beer bong the stuff!!! It cost 5 dollars here but I dont give a shit. Ill gladly dish out 5 bucks to get loaded. Fuck it!! When Im dead our a 40 on my grave!!!!!! Joe Hooley-Chug a 40 till I die!
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! I MEANT TO SAY POUR A 40 ON MY GRAVE WHEN I DIE!!!!!!! KILL ME IM HIGH ON GLUE!!!! DRINK A COLT OR DIE TRYING!!! -JOE HOOLEY
You Definately suck the Cock!
I love my Colt 45 and Billy Dee Williams, nothing like a night with the ladies and a six pack of 40's. Dusty Baker http://dustybaker.blogspot.com/
is this bervage named after the Colt pistol
whats up this is killa kustie been drinking the colt 45 4 ten years now word.
beaulatasha isn't a real person nimrod.
I wish other star wars actors would hawk alcohol. Billy Dee is the man!
THIS IS YOUR BOY WHITE MIKE FROM DECATUR GEORGIA. COLT 45 IS THE ONLY THING I DRINK. ITS MY LIQUID VIAGRA.
At roughly 2.50 a quart, this is the poor college student's dream drink. Well, at least its mine. Long live cheap malt liquor. Long live Colt45.
budweiser is the king of beers!? well alright,beer is for bitches!!! malt liquor is for the real kings!!! COLT 45 IS TRULY IMPERIAL!! FUCK BUD!!! COLT 45 IT WORKS!!!!!!!!EVERYTIME!!!!!!
I was really looking forward to seeing Vince Neil vs Mr T... but alas... the pictures were no where to be found *sigh*
Sad indeed. Try it now.
cheaaaaaaaaaaaaa $1.99 NYC ya punkz.....$4 u can suk it ill steal me a bottle
I love Malt liquor, and I must say, at just around two bucks, Colt 45 might be the most fun ever put into a 40oz bottle! Besides, ladies do love a man with a 40 in hand!
My Van is Fast, Fool!
My Van is Fast, Fool!