Undeniably, this beverage is the
choice of street aristocrats everywhere. These pages contain the
most complete compilation of Colt 45 resources on the web. Colt
45; It's Mmmm-mmmm good. Peruse some of these links to gain a better
understanding of this great panacea.
- Colt 45 is Bad, it's Nationwide: How many times have you gone on vacation and
found yourself short on funds because you didn't account
for the national price variance in Colt .45? This page is
an ambitious attempt to track the price of Colt .45
across the nation. It's a more accurate cost of living
indicator than real estate... Do something worthwhile
with your life and run down to your local liquor store
and e-mail us how much a forty costs.
- The Advertising Blitz:
Let's face it, those Colt 45 commercials with Billy Dee Williams and Fab
Five Freddie were some of the coolest commercials around. Where are
they now? Why isn't Billy Dee still hawking malt liquor? These
are tough questions, with no easy answers. Rather than deal with the
tough issues, I just developed my own ad campaign for Colt 45 and Billy
Dee. I mean Billy, who are we kidding here, your career hasn't
exactly taken off since Agent Double 0-Soul.
- The Billy Dee Williams Smoothness Test: How smooth are
you? Take the Billy Dee Smoothness Test to find out. This
test was personally prepared by Billy Dee Williams and
involves actual situations in which he proved his
smoothness. This highly accurate and scientific test
brings instant credibility to the Billy Dee Smoothness
Scale on an international level.
- The Many Faces of
Colt 45: Colt 45 has been a bit of a doppelganger
over the years. See some of its different incarnations and learn its
nomenclature and history.
- The Holy Grail:
The rarest of treasures. Find out what it is and where to score one of
your very own.
- Colt 45 In the Media:
Colt 45 is becoming more and more trendy each day. This page tracks
its meteoric rise into the American consciousness through its only true
measuring stick: The entertainment media.
Yeah, as if Billy Dee is surprised.
|Billy Dee Williams fervently tries to
finish off the forty he just stole from Chewbacca before Chewie can
kill him in retaliation. A touching moment on the silver screen.
Check out my man Spicoli's
T-shirt. That's something you just can't buy anymore.
Find out what Jeff says when he cracks open a fresh bottle
Hear Jeff rebuke someone who lips
off his forty
Now, take a stroll
The Colt 45 Museum of Natural History