Undeniably, this beverage is the choice of street aristocrats everywhere. These pages contain the most complete compilation of Colt 45 resources on the web. Colt 45; It's Mmmm-mmmm good.  Peruse some of these links to gain a better understanding of this great panacea.

• Colt 45 is Bad, it's Nationwide: How many times have you gone on vacation and found yourself short on funds because you didn't account for the national price variance in Colt .45? This page is an ambitious attempt to track the price of Colt .45 across the nation. It's a more accurate cost of living indicator than real estate... Do something worthwhile with your life and run down to your local liquor store and e-mail us how much a forty costs.

• The Advertising Blitz:  Let's face it, those Colt 45 commercials with Billy Dee Williams and Fab Five Freddie were some of the coolest commercials around.  Where are they now?  Why isn't Billy Dee still hawking malt liquor?  These are tough questions, with no easy answers.  Rather than deal with the tough issues, I just developed my own ad campaign for Colt 45 and Billy Dee.  I mean Billy, who are we kidding here, your career hasn't exactly taken off since Agent Double 0-Soul.

• The Billy Dee Williams Smoothness Test: How smooth are you? Take the Billy Dee Smoothness Test to find out. This test was personally prepared by Billy Dee Williams and involves actual situations in which he proved his smoothness. This highly accurate and scientific test brings instant credibility to the Billy Dee Smoothness Scale on an international level.

• The Many Faces of Colt 45: Colt 45 has been a bit of a doppelganger over the years.  See some of its different incarnations and learn its nomenclature and history.

• The Smooth Flow of Colt 45 Just Don't Stop: And really, who would want it to?  See some more fun and action packed photos of Colt 45 and my man Billy Dee Williams.

• The Holy Grail:  The rarest of treasures.  Find out what it is and where to score one of your very own.

• The Guest Book:  Just to prove I'm not the only one.  Make yourself heard.

• Colt 45 In the Media:  Colt 45 is becoming more and more trendy each day.  This page tracks its meteoric rise into the American consciousness through its only true measuring stick:  The entertainment media.

Yeah, as if Billy Dee is surprised.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Billy Dee Williams fervently tries to finish off the forty he just stole from Chewbacca before Chewie can kill him in retaliation.  A touching moment on the silver screen.

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Check out my man Spicoli's T-shirt. That's something you just can't buy anymore.

Find out what Jeff says when he cracks open a fresh bottle

Hear Jeff rebuke someone who lips off his forty

Now, take a stroll through

The Colt 45 Museum of Natural History